We recently received this from Phil DeGruy promoting Twangorama’s Valentine’s Day show:

   We at Twangorama Inc., ever mindful of the needs of others, have conjured up an evening of Romantic Proportion heretofore unparalleled in Human History. By dint of MONTHS of intense effort we have assembled enough material from the Barry White songbook to provide a marathon Valentine’s Night performance that will have your significant other/date/tag-along DRIPPING with desire! No need for corny Hallmark pre-fab notions of undying love, or heart-shaped packages full of (high fructose corn syrup-laden) toxi-chocolate lumps…simply ATTEND our “Barry White, King Of All That Is Love” tribute performance and your work is done! Then RUSH to the nearest comfortable horizontal surface and REAP THE REWARDS!!! 
   The management at Carrollton Station has prepared on-site conjugal accommodations for the first ten couples who arrive at or before 10pm on Saturday, February 14, available after performance only. PLEASE!!! Difficult as it may be (especially during the finale, “Can’t Get Enough Of your Love, Babe”),  we must insist there be NO lewd and lascivious interactions during the show.

I don’t know if I believe Twangorama will actually do Barry White, but if they do, wouldn’t you want to be there to see it?