JJ Shreds’ constant shredding, dive bombs, and tap solos drove his wife to pack up her bags and leave. Devastated, the computer programmer from New Jersey cried “Why?!” to the heavens before benevolent intergalactic light beings abducted him. For five years, they spread joy and love across the galaxy before he crash-landed in the swamp outside Thibodaux. But the sinking vessel was the least of his concerns when four hungry alligators surrounded him. With his tr...