What did you order today?

CH: I got the Cattle Fodder. It looks like we’ve got cream cheese, roasted red pepper, avocado, tomato, pear, sautéed mushrooms and alfalfa sprouts.

But there’s no beef on it, why is it called that?

CH: I think it’s ‘cause cows are vegetarians; there’s a few witty little things, they break down capitalism in cow terms, and they have shirts that say Moo Dat.

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